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Hollywood hooch: The drink of champions

Posted in Battlestar Galactica, Movies, TV shows with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 9, 2009 by Dawn Raftery

Hollywood is holding out on us. Like everything else in la-la land, where even a bartender can come home to an apartment furnished by Pottery Barn, the liquor they drink on the big screen is better than ours, maybe even magical. This special liquor is also available to those on the small screen. Homer Simpson summed it up best when he said, “Homer no function beer good without.” Alcohol, often the bane of a productive existence for working-class America, is the elixir of modern-day life for movie and television stars, at least while they’re in character.

There are two groups of alcohol, and I’m not talking about wine and beer. There’s the kind you and I drink—the kind that, when drunk in excess, makes you slur your words, fall down, repeat the same story over and over again until all your friends walk away, pick bad bed partners, sing at the Christmas office party when you’ve never been able to hold a note in your life, make out with your boss at the Christmas office party when you’re both married and attempt feats of strength that only lead to UDBs (unidentified drunken injuries). And then there’s the kind you drink if you’re on TV or in movies—the kind that lets you slur your words but snap back into sobriety at a moment’s notice, operate heavy machinery without harm to yourself and others, charm everyone around you with your wit and intelligence, stumble upon beautiful bed partners, crack murder cases, solve complicated mysteries and essentially save the world. Really, in what aisle at Jewel can I find that liquor?

Nicolas Cage is the latest to join the pantheon of I-Drink-And-Somehow-Accomplish-Great-Things in “Knowing,” an Alexas Proyas flick about the future of Earth and the human race. Cage plays MIT professor/single dad John Koestler, who, still devastated over his wife’s death, ends every night by consuming massive amounts of hooch. When his son discovers in a time capsule a sheet of numbers, all of which seem random but are actually predictions of global disasters for the last 50 years, does Koestler stop drinking while trying to decipher it? No, he drinks more! In fact, the liquor appears to aid him in his intellectual quest for the truth, since he manages to decode the numbers and figure out the last few chilling messages while quite inebriated. (On a side note, I loved how Cage’s character held back in front of his son—he sips, albeit frequently, from his wine glass while they dine—but breaks out the hard stuff once the boy’s asleep.)

The days of Alex Stemberg-like morning afters—remember that 1986 movie starring Jane Fonda as a woman who wakes up with a hangover and no recollection of how she ended up in bed with a dead man?—are over. Now we have Holly Hunter on “Saving Grace,” playing a man-hungry detective who comes home drunk every night from the bar and still manages to get up the next day without fail, ready to tackle cases the next day. And, if she hasn’t brought a man with her, sometimes the intoxicated Grace lights a cigarette and lays out the crime scene photos on her living room floor while blasting hard-core music. The alcohol makes her “smarter.” On the grim “Battlestar Galactica,” a riveting TV series about the plight of the human race in the future, the two highest ranking military leaders suck down liquor like the ship they’re on sucks down fuel. (I have to give Adama and Tigh a pass on this, though, since the situation they’re in—the near extinction of the human race amid constant threats from an A.I. race—would make even the purest of souls pick up a draught or two.)

Drinking while succeeding—it’s a sweet fantasy, but ludicrous nonetheless. Let’s be honest: We all love liquor, but how many of us are at our professional best while drunk? Not many. Just like bourbon bottles come with warning labels, so too should movies and TV shows featuring this pastime as a daily occurrence: What you see here on the screen is not the truth. Not even close to the truth. If you get too drunk, you will walk into things and hurt yourself. You will fall down. You cannot leap across buildings; don’t even try to leap across puddles or potholes in the street outside the bar. You will most get in a stupid fight with your partner/spouse and end up alone and miserable, with only your puke beside you in bed for company.

This conspiracy is unfair. If Hollywood producers can’t give us this magical liquor proffered only to celebrities in their line of duty, we shouldn’t have to be taunted by these movies and TV shows depicting the achievements of the highest functioning drunks we’ll ever see. (And if anyone from Hollywood is reading this, I have an idea for a movie. It’s a remake of “Field of Dreams,” only this time the setting is the south suburbs of Chicago and the Kevin Costner character is trying to build a bar inside a library. Or maybe it’s a library inside a bar. The new slogan? If you drink it, the answers will come …)


‘Galactica’ review: It takes a battlestar to save a child

Posted in Battlestar Galactica, Fantasy/sci-fi, TV shows with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 14, 2009 by Dawn Raftery

My first thought when Friday night’s “Battlestar Galactica” began with a look at Caprica City before the fall: What the frak? This is the second-to-last episode, and I want to know what’s going on now. I want to watch what happens as humanity’s last survivors say goodbye to the ship Galactica, which for fans has as much sentimental value as any of the beloved characters.

But as these vignettes unfolded, I became drawn into the deceptively happy lives of Laura Roslin (Mary McDonnell), Kara Thrace (Katee Sackhoff), Lee Adama (Jamie Bamber) and Gaius Baltar (James Callis) before the Cylon nuclear attack reduced the planet’s population to a mere 50,298. A healthy, youthful-looking Roslin throws a baby shower for her pregnant younger sister. A blissful Kara plays domestic goddess in the kitchen for dinner with her fiancé Zak and his brother, Lee. Gaius embarks on a high-class seduction of Caprica Six (Tricia Helfer), complete with stretch limousine and loads of liquor. Eventually, Lee staggers home quite inebriated from his first meeting with Kara, only to swat at a pigeon fluttering around his apartment.

The serene snapshots don’t last long. We learn that Bill Adama (Edward James Olmos) didn’t want the job of helming Galactica. Roslin receives the news from police that her father and two sisters were killed in a car accident by a drunk driver. In between bouts of womanizing, Gaius takes care of his cantankerous father, who has just stabbed his nurse with a steak knife. We recoil as an angry, embarrassed Gaius insults his father, with Caprica Six as distressed witness before he asks her to leave.

Why are we being shown these poignant scenes? Because to arrive at the end, often we must reflect on our beginnings. And despite the epic nature of the TV show—“Battlestar Galactica” is such a harbinger of our future, it’s a frakkin’ United Nations panel discussion Tuesday—David Eick and Ronald D. Moore know that it’s the small moments in life that define us. And in a move evocative of the storytelling device that makes “Lost” so compelling and successful, the episode continues to cut between the present and the past.

“Daybreak: Part 1” functions mostly as a setup to next week’s two-hour season finale, where Adama and those brave enough to follow him undertake a mission to rescue the daughter of Helo (Tahmoh Penikett) and Athena (Grace Park). Since Hera’s abduction by the duplicitous and increasingly torn Boomer, we haven’t seen much of Helo and Athena, but the occasional peek into their private quarters divulges just how devastated they are by her loss, and how broken their relationship is. I’ve always liked Helo—his sense of intregrity is part of his charm—but I feel for Athena, who was forced to be a voyeur while Helo and Boomer played where to house his Raptor for the night. It’s understandable that Athena’s not quickly getting over this unintentional betrayal, especially when her husband’s infidelity led to the loss of their child.

Another important moment takes place in the brig between Helo and Chief (Aaron Douglas), who sought punishment for his role in Boomer’s escape. Helo is trying to convince Chief that even though they look alike, the Number Eights are not carbon copies of each other. A bitter Chief tells Helo all the Sharons are the same—machines you can’t trust. “She’s a blow-up doll, Karl,” he says.

Ouch. These two men once came together to save Athena from rape, but they’re on opposite sides of the brig now, as well as on opposite sides of the argument about whether Cylons are capable of having human emotions. (I vote yes. Athena and Caprica Six are just as emotionally vulnerable as the rest of the fleet, and anyone who doesn’t see that is a frakkin’ idiot.)

It’s interesting to note that while giving his speech to the assembly on the hangar deck—and certainly we don’t hear the full speech—Adama doesn’t appeal to philosophical questions about humans and Cylons. He simply states a child has been abducted from the ship recently. He didn’t sanction a search mission because he considered it impractical. But through gossip in different parts of the ship, it’s revealed that Adama has discovered where Hera is being held. During a scene the rest of the fleet isn’t privy to—only Starbuck—Adama learns the Colony’s location by questioning Sam Anders the hybrid (Michael Trucco).

Chief may now view the Sharons as duplicates of each other, but Adama knows better. He has grown to love and trust Athena, much as he once loved and trusted Boomer before she shot him. He’s a man who’s had to evolve and grow at an alarming rate in this late stage of his life when he should have been retired, and he has the kind of valor that we normally associate with warriors of old. But Adama is a fighter with a heart. It’s a photo of a smiling Athena hugging Hera on the wall—left behind—that directs Adama on his path, the path that Laura Roslin has been gently nudging him toward since last week’s quixotic “Islanded in a Stream of Stars.”

Like President Roslin, Admiral Adama has a way with words—even simple ones—and he manages to stir enough of the crew to carry out what he himself deems a one-way trip. Most of those who cross the red taped line to join the rescue force aren’t much of a surprise: Lee, Ellen (Kate Vernon) and Tigh (Michael Hogan), Caprica Six, Chief and Tory (Rekha Sharma). Kara is already standing there, and I’m assuming that although you don’t see him, Helo is not going to sit this one out; I’m not so sure about Athena, who is shattered and hopeless. These are the people most vested in finding the half-human, half-Cylon Hera. But I didn’t expect Hot Dog (Bodie Olmos, youngest son of Edward James Olmos) or Doc Cottle (Donnelly Rhodes), whom Adama sends back. Even the greatest military leader in the fleet knows they can’t afford to lose a doctor.

Once Caprica Six crosses over, she and Gaius seem to share some significant glances. It makes sense that they still have a connection. Gaius may have have never dreamt about the Opera House, but we know that he is there in the visions, along with Hera, Athena, Roslin and Caprica Six. In the aftermath of his heated discussion with Lee, where he petitions for a seat on the Quorum, contending the sheer numbers of his faction warrant it, and Lee asks him to name one selfless sacrifice, you expect Gaius to step over the red line. He doesn’t. You can see his internal struggle—he even moves a shoulder in the right direction—but it looks pathetic when you watch the visibly ill Roslin slowly make her way to the front after leaving the sick bay.

Still, this is the only episode where I felt anything for Gaius other than disgust or reluctant amusement. I felt pity as he is forced to deal with his belligerent parent. The debonair Gaius is out of his element when it comes to controlling his father. “Now shut up! You’re in enough trouble already!” he screams before turning to the nurse, who is leaving. “I’ll take away all the knives. He’ll be on a liquid diet forever.” But for all his verbal flogging of his father, Gaius sends Caprica Six away because he doesn’t trust his father to be on his own all evening. He loves him. And that capacity for love—real love, not just a sexual one—may be Gaius’ one redeeming quality in the days to come.

Last thoughts

Watching the crew strip down Battlestar Galactica was painful. It was like watching Carrie Bradshaw pack away all her clothes in “Sex and the City: The Movie.” (Yes, a girl can enjoy sci-fi and strappy sandals.)

What’s going on with Hot Dog’s baby? He’s very large, like the Bamm-Bamm Rubble of outer space. Are we sure it’s not Chief’s?

Does anyone else think it’s weird that Adama’s most trusted advisers now include, besides Lee, Kara and Tigh, who make sense, Ellen, Tory and Chief? Especially on this last mission? What about Hela and Athena?

One of the creepiest scenes: Little Hera, surrounded by her scary new playmates. With the exception of Boomer, she’s in the company of the most unattractive Cylons: Cavil (Dean Stockwell), Doral (Matthew Bennett) and Simon (Rick Worthy). Maybe that’s why they’re so intent on destroying humanity. They’re upset with the genetic cards they were specifically dealt.

“Dots, lots and lots and lots of dots,” Cavil observes as Hera draws, obviously not connecting the dots as Kara now would. Hera’s drawings obviously mean something. “Let’s get a tube in her and get her ready.”

The scene ends with a sound akin to the drill at the dentist, and you start to really worry about the lengths to which the three Cylon ogres will go to uncrack her genetic code. I guess we have to wait until next week to find out. Frak.

‘Battlestar Galactica’ review: Adama, Starbuck finally wake up

Posted in Battlestar Galactica, Fantasy/sci-fi, TV shows with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 7, 2009 by Dawn Raftery

It’s comforting to know that even when the end is near—the end of a journey, the end of a battlestar, the end of the best frakkin’ TV show out there—alcohol will be available. Adama (Edward James Olmos) basically opens and concludes this third-to-last episode of “Battlestar Galactica” with a drink in his hand. “Islanded in a Stream of Stars,” although not as powerful as “Sometimes a Great Notion,” action-packed as “Blood on the Scales” or illuminating as “No Exit,” delivers in that it actually moves the story along. And we need the pacing to pick up, because only two episodes remain before this four-season series goes off—hopefully none too gently—into that starry night.

A quick recap: Hera, the only Cylon child, is gone, taken by the duplicitous Boomer (Grace Park). Liam, the son of Tigh (Michael Hogan) and Caprica Six (Tricia Helfer), died in the womb. Ellen, the last member of the Final Five to be revealed, was resurrected and has rejoined the fleet. Anders (Michael Trucco), shot in the head during the uprising attempted by Gaeta (Alessandro Juliani) and Tom Zarek (Richard Hatch), remains catatonic. Oh, and in addition to earth turning out to be an inhabitable wasteland—and the graveyard for Starbuck’s body—Galactica is falling apart.

“Islanded in a Stream of Stars”—really, what a gorgeously poetic name—starts off with an impromptu gathering: Tigh, Ellen (Kate Vernon), Starbuck (Katee Sackhoff) and Tory (Rekha Sharma) trying to convince Adama and Lee (Jamie Bamber) to go after Hera. But this would mean a confrontation with Cavil (Dean Stockwell), and Adama has had enough of destiny and prophecy. He’s seen the bitter disappointment it’s created in his lover, President Roslin (Mary McDonnell).

Much like his ship, Adama is exhausted and beat-up. He still hasn’t recovered from the shock of seeing Boomer again—the Eight who shot him twice in the chest and nearly killed him. He would rather smoke weed in the hospital ward while visiting Roslin (who at least does it for medicinal purposes) than think of ways to solve the problems before him.

At least Roslin has her head on straight. Or maybe it’s the pot’s influence. She doesn’t come across as much of an authority figure lying in the hospital bed—who can forget Laura “I’m coming for all of you” Roslin?—but her words still carry weight with Adama. “I know you love this ship—you probably love her more than you love me—but Bill, if you don’t get us off of this ship, you may lose both of us at the same time. Why don’t you give us a chance?”

Cylon sacrifice

While working on repairing the ship’s hull, two people get into a verbal altercation: a male human and one of the Sixes. Ironically enough, it’s an Eight who puts a halts their bickering. But seconds later, such squabbles become meaningless as a hole in the hull rips wide open and people literally have to hold on for their lives. It’s a Cylon—the very one insulted by the male human—who saves his life and offers up her own in exchange for the salvation of everyone else. That’s an important act of bravery here, as well as a sign of hope for better race relations, but Adama doesn’t single it out for recognition during the funeral for the 61 dead crew members. Maybe he’s not ready to look too kindly upon his new allies. Or maybe he’s unaware of what happened. Maybe the show’s writers want to make the point that great deeds often go unrecorded and unrewarded.

We’re left to wonder: Does the Cylon give up her life because her race is accustomed to working for the greater good of their species and not taking into account individual choices or desires? Or is it simple as she forgot she can no longer resurrect?

Throw him out of the airlock already

I might be in the minority, but I wish someone would toss Gaius Baltar (James Callis) into space. I’m tired of his limpid, weepy eyes and the spiritual drivel he spews nightly on his wireless communicator to his flock and whoever else is willing—and weak enough—to listen. His attempts to reach out to Caprica Six, who apparently has no home after the return of Ellen and the loss of Liam, are construed by her as him trying to resume their previous relationship. But Caprica Six has come a long way—does anyone else remember when she murdered that baby in the market during one of the early episodes?—and she rebuffs his advances, not wishing to join his “harem.” This coming from Six, the Cylon model most associated with sexual manipulation? I almost jumped to my feet and applauded.

But I’ll admit Gaius has a useful function in this episode. It’s easy to forget amid all his rambling excuses and pathetic yet successful schemes for self-preservation that he is a very intelligent, talented scientist. When Kara tells Gaius in the bathroom that she saw her own dead body on earth—for reasons that don’t make sense other than the fact she must have been bursting to let the news out—there is both annoyance and relief. Annoyance she chooses as her confidante the man who betrayed his whole race for a few good romps in bed; relief that she finally shares her secret with someone other than Leoben, who witnessed the eerie scene and then ran off. (Where is this particular Cylon, by the way? We haven’t seen much of him since then.)

During the funeral services for the workers, Gaius announces you don’t have to be a Cylon to come back to life and points to Kara Thrace. We now know Gaius tests the blood on the dog tags Kara gives him and discovers that while the DNA is indeed her blood, it comes from a dead body. While Adama yells at everyone to disband and threatens to throw Baltar in the brig, Kara marches up to Gaius and slaps him—an unusual reaction from the Never Miss Dainty Starbuck. We expect Kara to stick a knife in his ribs, or at the very least slug him. But a slap? I guess you have to improvise when there isn’t a martini glass nearby. Kara should have stood closer to Adama; she could have flung the contents of his flask in Baltar’s face.

See? Boomer’s got a heart

I wondered when Boomer would start showing her true self. I wondered when we’d catch a glimpse into her soul. I wondered if she made up the dream house with Chief (Aaron Douglas) just to trick him into helping her to complete her mission, or if she had always used that fantasy landscape as an escape. Tonight, I got some answers.

In the beginning Boomer is cold and callous to Hera. She threatens to drug her again to stop her sniveling; Hera keeps tearfully repeating she wants her mommy. But just as Boomer is about to stick the needle in her, she decides to tell her about this place where she goes to make herself happy. She learns that Hera can follow her into this alternate reality, that she can project. She softens, and for the first time ever, she seems to look upon Hera as the daughter that could have been hers, the daughter that she wanted with Chief. And, for the first time ever, we learn that, in addition to having strange curly hair and abnormally rosy cheeks, Hera possesses powers similar to the full-blooded Cylons. This aspect of the show hasn’t been explored before; it’s only been hinted at, with Roslin, Caprica Six and Athena sharing the visions of Hera running around in an opera house. The show will undoubtedly culminate in such a setting (and it’s going to sound like a rock concert if “All Along the Watchtower” is the background music).

I had hoped Boomer would turn the raptor around and return Hera to her parents, but that was maudlin thinking on my part. Boomer can’t go back; she can only go forward to Cavil (Dean Stockwell) and aid him in his vile plans. If she flew the raptor back to the fleet, this time the Adama-Roslin administration really would execute her, and she’s not courageous enough to walk to her own death. We saw that in the first season, when she knew something was wrong with her but she didn’t tell anyone.

Burning question: Will Boomer be to Hera what Wormtail was to Harry Potter? J.K. Rowling was able to show us that a moment’s hesitation can make a big difference in which side wins the war. Boomer hands Hera over to Cavil, but she doesn’t want to.

Creepy factor: Since his tirades against humanity and his own human form in “No Exit,” Cavil has left an indelible impression on audiences. Stockwell plays the part well; he’s no longer that helpful hologram I remember from “Quantum Leap.” The sight of him holding Hera makes me shudder. What exactly does Cavil mean when he tells Hera she’ll have all sorts of playmates soon? Will he clone her? Or is he talking specifically about resurrection technology? Do any of his machinations involve killing her? And I can’t help but remember Ellen’s taunt to a pregnant Caprica Six that Simon would love to get his hands on her baby. Simon sided with Cavil and must be aboard the ship. Those two men should never be allowed to be around children. Ever.

This is the end

Two people awaken from their self-induced comas tonight: Starbuck and Aadama. Starbuck, because her secret coming to light frees her in a sense to do what she needs to do. Adama, because he always knows what is the right thing to do, even if it’s not his first instinct to do it. The point is, these characters, who in the past have excelled in emergency situations, are both doing something instead of walking around in a drunken daze, as they have throughout most of the second half of the fourth season.

Lee comes over to Starbuck as she stands by the wall covered with photos of dead people—the casualties of this war with the Cylons. He gives his support to her, as he’s always done, and she smiles—she smiles in such a heartbreakingly sweet way that you’d think Lee would now know enough to be suspicious. His wife, Dee (Kandyse McClure), smiled at him like that, even kissed him, before going into the locker room and shooting herself in the head. If he doesn’t remember that, the show’s writers want to make sure we do. After Lee walks away, Kara pins a photo of herself on the wall next to Dee.

Starbuck has no intention of killing herself, though. She’s first and foremost a fighter. What she wants to do, though, may risk the fleet. She visits Sam, who aboard Galactica has been hooked up to the main power grid of the ship like they do with hybrids. She reconnects him to the main power grid, not caring that Tigh ordered him unplugged so he wouldn’t jump the ship, as the hybrids are prone to do when sensing danger. She wants to solve the mystery of “All Along the Watchtower”—the song Sam supposedly wrote, that her father taught her to play in her childhood, whose notes Hera drew on a piece of paper that otherwise looks like a string of stars. Kara doesn’t always do the smart thing, but she doesn’t shy away from action. We want the mystery solved too. We want to know who Kara is and what her role is in the greater scheme of things. We’ve been waiting for answers ever since Kara rejoined the fleet.

Adama has his own epiphany of sorts, an emotional upheaval that leaves him clear of thought and sure of purpose. He has a breakdown, where he starts flinging white paint on the walls and himself and eventually slides down to the floor crying. It’s a weird scene, perhaps unnecessary, but briefly giving up control provides a much-needed release for the tightly coiled Adama.

After his emotional hailstorm, Adama washes his face in his bathroom and when he looks up, his second-in-command is there: Adama briskly informs Tigh he’s made some decisions. He doesn’t reveal them all—some are implied—but he states he’s stopping all the repairs on the ship. They’re abandoning ship, he says. Tigh, who earlier argued with Ellen over where his true loyalties lie, doesn’t want to give up on Galactica, but he bows to Adama’s wishes. After all, Adama has just called him the finest friend and officer he’s ever known. The words probably made Tigh tingle in a place we don’t want to know about.

When Adama pours them drinks and says they are going to send her off in style, Tigh knows exactly what he’s talking about. And the previews for next week’s episode hint that Adama will fight Cavil over Hera and the fate of humans and Cylons alike.

“She was a grand old lady,” Tigh remininisces.

“To Galactica, the best ship in the fleet,” Adama replies.

Hear, hear.

‘Battlestar Galactica’ review: Too many Sharons on board?

Posted in Battlestar Galactica, Fantasy/sci-fi, TV shows with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 28, 2009 by Dawn Raftery

I tuned into tonight’s “Battlestar Galactica” with trepidation, still disappointed in last week’s raging Ellen fest and worried that with only four episodes left everything won’t be brought to a satisfying end. And although the pacing hasn’t worked itself out yet—the first 40 minutes were snoozeworthy—I enjoyed it because it focused on two of my favorite and more complicated female characters: Boomer and Starbuck.

My suspicion that Cavil (Dean Stockwell)—or should we call him John like Ellen does?—sent Boomer (Grace Park) to Galactica on a nefarious mission was proven true, but it didn’t make me happy to watch her break Chief’s heart once again. In the early episodes, Boomer is compelling because she was in such turmoil over her dual identity. Her only memories were of being human, yet she could sense this other identity trying to take control of her body—and she was scared.

Well, apparently Boomer is no longer confused about who she wants to pay allegiance to. “Personal feelings are what Sharon Valeri preys upon,” President Roslin (Mary McDonnell) tells Chief. Harsh words, but after Boomer escapes the brig with Chief’s help, it’s revealed to be an accurate assessment. Because even as she’s kissing Chief (Aaron Douglas) and telling him she loves him, she’s already played him for a fool.

The plotline involving Kara “Starbuck” Thrace (Katee Sackhoff) remains as muddled as ever. I was hoping to find out who or what Starbuck is. Unfortunately, those answers weren’t given. We learn instead about her childhood, about the father who taught her to play piano but left her behind with that crazy, abusive mother to go on the road. Uh-huh. So what? We’re no closer to discovering whether she’s human, Cylon or some kind of hybrid. That’s what I care about.

Of brigs and betrayals

The intensity and emotion between Chief and Boomer are palpable. He drinks in the sight of her like a starving man, and although Boomer’s motives are a mystery—really, what kind of hold does the decrepit Cavil have over her? The swirl???—I’m going to continue to believe that she has feeling for Chief, despite her betrayal.

The other Sharons aren’t faring so well. One No. 8 is knocked out by Chief and placed in the brig so Boomer can run amok on the ship. And Athena is having a really bad day. We haven’t seen Athena in weeks, and when we do, she gets beaten up and tossed in a locker, where she is forced to witness the torrid love scene between her husband, Helo (Tahmoh Penikett), and Boomer. Their writhing around on the floor and Boomer’s moans of pleasure make up one of the most passionate sexual encounters I’ve ever seen on “Battlestar”—let’s all try to forget Ellen and Tigh on a table last week—and it’s ironic that it occurs between Helo and a No. 8. I’m reminded of another Roslin verbal gem, her rebuke to Helo in an earlier episode: “You’re not married to the entire line.”

One of the trickier elements of this episode—tricky because it’s easy to appear mawkish—is the fantasy landscape Boomer has created for herself and Chief, a dream house where they live and raise Hera, the little girl that could have been theirs. Boomer is able to convey this fantasy to Chief using the powers of Cylon projection. As cynical as I am, I began to believe they could have a future together. In retrospect, though, you have to reevaluate every word she says to Chief, including, “The most important thing is we both know who we are now. Let’s make the most with the time we have left.”

A Cylon pick-up line: “I’ve thought about you every day since that moment I died in your arms,” Boomer says to Chief.

Starbuck’s serenade

OK, so in the last few minutes of the show it’s obvious why Starbuck’s past has been dredged up: She needs to have the musical skill to play a special song on the piano. But getting to that point is a painful journey. The episode feels slow and dreamlike from the start. It’s told, at least in the opening sequence, from Starbuck’s perspective. Her days are ordered and monotonous and boring, perhaps to illustrate how disconnected she feels from everyone and everything around her. The montage of banal scenes is in contrast to the many times we’ve witnessed her being emotional and messy. I can picture the screaming going on inside Starbuck’s head as she gives flight orders from the dais. I wonder if she could hear the screaming in my head as I tried to stay awake.

The musician she meets in a bar, the man who becomes her friend and confidante, ends up being a figment of her imagination and an overhanded substitute for her father, but he serves his purpose. With his guidance, Kara overcomes her reluctance to play the piano again and realizes that a drawing given to her by Hera is in fact musical notes. When she plays the notes in the bar, the song—”All Along the Watchtower”—immediately resonates with Col. Saul Tigh (the wonderful Michael Hogan), Ellen (Kate Vernon) and Tory (Rekha Sharma), who, by the way, seem to have mistaken the bottom of a liquor bottle as the solution for how to save humanity.

The priceless moment in that scene: The camera zooming in on Tigh’s one eye as it widens and him uttering, “What the frak?”

Burning questions: What is the name of Starbuck’s father? Could it be Daniel? What are the show’s creators up to by making Anders (Michael Trucco) the writer of “All Along the Watchtower,” which in this reality was written and recorded by Bob Dylan? Are Dylan and—gulp—Anders the same person in parallel universes? Is Anders going to in a coma from now on, or will he wake up again and spout more critical information in a nonsensical way like the hybrids do? And why is the little girl who plays Hera so strange looking, with curly hair that looks like a wig and abnormally rosy cheeks? How does she at all resemble either one of her parents?

The vicious circle of vendettas

The one bright note in tonight’s episode—the one sign that humans and Cylons may be able to coexist peacefully—comes from an unusual source: Lee Adama. Lee (Jamie Bamber), who has been vocal in his hatred and distrust of Cylons, overcomes his prejudice enough to give one of the Sixes a seat on the Quorum.

If only those around him demonstrated such leadership and integrity. Roslin and Adama need to step down. Now. Once such insightful, inspiring and effective leaders, they are dangerously out of touch with the citizens and circumstances they are supposed to govern. Didn’t they see how desperate Chief was? Didn’t it occur to them, especially after the mutiny recently carried out by Gaeta (Alessandro Juliani), that their word is no longer considered law by people? That Chief would do what he felt he had to do to save the woman he loves? (Actually, since tonight’s show concluded with Roslin on the floor, maybe she has stepped down—permanently.)

Roslin is too complacent, Adama too bitter. But whereas Roslin is aware of her growing disinterest, Adama doesn’t recognizes his shortcomings or that he can’t think straight when it comes to Boomer, who as we all know shot him twice in the chest and nearly killed him. He’s too concerned with payback.

But that one bright note in tonight’s episode is also the darkest, because it’s another example of revenge gone wrong. The first Cylon government official in the fleet makes the request to have Boomer released so she can be tried for treason for siding with Cavil—an act that sets all the other tragic events in motion. Without this thirst for retribution from the Cylons, who show themselves to be all too human time and time again, Chief would have not made the poor decisions he did and Hera would be home safe with her parents.

So what’s the lesson today, boys and girls? Vengeance is not the key to survival, especially when your numbers are very limited.

Best quote of the night: “The last thing we need is you jerking our chains with a lot of quack ideas. So why don’t you take them somewhere else?” Ahhhh, the wonderful Dr. Cottle (Donnelly Rhodes), telling it like it is.

Ellen’s return no cause for celebration on ‘Battlestar Galactica’

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With only four episodes left—four!—“Battlestar Galactica” continues to catapult toward its supernova finale with ample intrigue and thrills. But when it’s over, I wonder how much will seem squeezed in or slapped on because the show’s writers have a limited time frame in which to conclude this harrowing story of humanity’s survival. Tonight’s episode, while watchable enough, is an example of uneven pacing and disappointing plot development.

Since we learned last week that Ellen (Kate Vernon) was resurrected months ago, it’s no surprise when she and Boomer (Grace Park) catch up with the fleet in the first couple of minutes. However, it might have been better for both human and Cylon alike if Ellen had been lost in space for a few more months, because her conduct becomes insidious and appalling once she learns her husband, Tigh (Michael Hogan), has slept with and impregnated Caprica Six (Tricia Helfer). Visiting Caprica in the chamber she shares with Tigh, Ellen oh-so-casually drops into the stilted conversation that she had sex with him upon her arrival. Ellen’s jealousy and anger ultimately lead to a terrible tragedy that can’t be undone.

Now, I’m not entirely without sympathy. Most women would kick into cat-fight mode if they found out their husband was having a baby with someone else, but in Tigh’s defense, he, along with everyone else, believed Ellen was dead. And, even more importantly, Ellen is no ordinary woman. She’s the mother of humanity and Cylons; we expect higher ethics and morals from her. If this is the kind of behavior she exhibits when hurt, is she any better than Cavil (Dean Stockwell), whom I’d like to permanently box after discovering his role in the downfall of civilization?

Cylon Threesome?

One of the highlights of this bittersweet reunion is watching Hogan show off his character’s more tender side as he proclaims he has enough love for Ellen, Caprica Six and future baby Liam (short for William, but more on that later). Despite all his flaws, Tigh’s fierce loyalty to the people and things he cares about is nothing short of remarkable. He also seems to possess the most common sense on the fleet when he points out that humans and Cylons need each other. “Pure human doesn’t work. Pure Cylon doesn’t work. It’s too weak,” he snarls. Wow. When Tigh starts dispensing pearls of wisdom, you know you’re near the end.

My question: Why is Tigh so sought after by hot blondes? Is it the missing eye? The ease with which he says frak? Or maybe it’s his ability to frak well??? Will Katee Sackhoff’s Starbuck—whose origins remain a mystery—turn out to be a Cylon and fall for him next? Then again, if Ellen’s mockery has any basis in truth, the one Tigh really wants is his best bud, the stoic Adama (Edward James Olmos). In an intimate scene that borders on absurd—yes, I’m cynical—Adama is the one Tigh goes to with a broken heart, and the two comfort each other in a prolonged embrace with while tears stream from their eyes. (Well, in Tigh’s case, it’s just the one eye.)

Sobriety check

In one scene Adama and Tigh are throwing back drinks like they don’t have to fight for humanity’s survival the next day. In the next scene, Adama is walking around examining his ship, keeping a close eye on the repairs being made by Tyrol (Aaron Douglas) and his Cylon crew. Either some time has passed without any obvious indication to the viewer, or the tradeoff in the future is less humans in exchange for a quick recovery time after a heavy bout of drinking.

Priceless moment: The look on Roslin’s (Mary McDonnell) face when Ellen asks for a drink and the only one to accommodate her—Adama—pulls a flask out of his pants pocket. Apparently the admiral has learned to keep his friends close, his enemies closer and his liquor closest.

Boomer and Chief, sitting on a ship …

In last week’s episode, when Ellen is talking about love to Boomer and the next scene shifts to Tyrol—that’s when I began to hope that Boomer and Tyrol could finally achieve happiness together as a couple. Tonight the two are finally reunited. “Nice to see you again,” he says, before addressing the others assembled in the bay, “This is Boomer.” He and Boomer share an intense glance before she is led away to—where else?—the brig.

Obviously despite the tale of he and Tory (Rekha Sharma) being lovers in the past, Tyrol is more interested in resurrecting his love affair with Boomer. It looks like the two have a private moment on next week’s episode, but it may be cut short by the Cylon demand that this particular Eight be put on trial for treason. Of course, the almost smug smile on Boomer’s face could mean one of two things: She wants Tyrol back, or she’s a trap sent by Cavil to lure the Final Five away.

Gaius and his female flock

Am I the only one who wishes that Gaius (James Callis) was also killed when Gaeta (Alessandro Juliani) and Tom Zarek (Richard Hatch) were executed a few episodes ago? Do we really care about Gaius losing control of his worshipers? Doesn’t anyone in his cult recognize that his initial desire to feed starving children in the fleet is fueled by his desire to woo one of the children’s attractive young mothers?

For such a genius, Gaius doesn’t show much intelligence in some of his choices, yet he demonstrates he still has persuasive skills in Adama’s office when he convinced the admiral to arm his followers with the firepower needed to beat off the bullies.

Best line: “Ladies, show these men you are armed.” Gaius has no qualms admitting he is not the one with the muscle in his group.

The mourning after

“If it works, she’ll still be the Galactica on the outside, but she won’t know what she is anymore.” So says an inebriated Adama to Tigh.

We’re used to seeing a lot of Cylons on a base ship, but seeing them on Galactica, all dressed in uniform as they patch up the ship’s cracks using their technology, is disconcerting at first. It’s especially odd to see them so hard at work when you realize the Cylons have another plan: They want to band together with the Final Five and jump away. Tyrol and Tory vote to go—hardly a shock for Tory, given her conscience has been eroding ever since she discovered her true heritage. A hostile Ellen casts the sway vote to abandon ship. Anders is still unconscious, and Tigh, well, he can’t even conceive of the thought of leaving Bill or the fleet.

Still, the last scene shows promise for a more integrated future. Adama and Roslin are strolling around the ship watching the Cylons, when they witness a Six stopping at a wall covered with pictures. The pictures are of Cylons who have died since joining the fleet. Roslin looks surprised, Adama grim and thoughtful. What are pain and grief, if not the province of humanity at its most basic form?